Pitching Sri Lankan Brands

So many bugs: I see when I have a big entry

What happens is the post doesn't save, it breaks. So we have to solve that. I think we can make it bigger. Or otherwise, such as 4k limit.

I need to hire some more people onto our company. BUT I am not sure how to do so.

I saw Sri Lanka's Daily Mirror's website is broken too

Maybe I should offer assistance with like "coding" or "web development" support.

But they should be able to resolve it.

What I can say, is that it's normal and happens, to even major firms, or popular sites.

It happens to us too.

It happens.

I obviously, really like them now. I always have.

I've read their paper every single day for like, so many years.

And so, it's SHOCKING, when one day, you're on their frontpage, your face hehehe.

I love that.

We gotta run some ads on FB, but I want to film the ad, properly.

We can't get an Arri Alexa, those rentals cost a fortune, for 30mm.

Alex Marsh was discussing it, then Venura, was talkin to me about the ad.

Today, I can cut my hair I guess. Then do it.

This AngryPages image is busted too

I saw our webapp's successfully making, WebP and AVIF, and 480 variants, and also, pushing it to Cloudflare's R2 bucket. It's working fine. But it looks like a template issue. Because, see, the image in 2025, it is loading properly, in the card, and also isolated story page. So it's not here. I am wondering why. We'll investigate it. And fix it today in the evening. I'm busy with like, ad stuff. It's not a big priority. I love how, Elle can read my diary LIVE. It's so cool. You cannot do that with Facebook or YouTube or Reddit or anywhere else. You can't PUBLISH on ChatGPT. You should... YOU should go on AngryPages! The hottest technology company in the whole entire world. AngryPages, is the best platform, in the whole world, and better, WAY better than TikTok.

TikTok, time's up motherfucker!

"Oh No Mr. Senator. I was in Singapore too. I wasn't called up for any kind of national service."

I put Xi on my Protect list, and the TikTok boss too. So I can't say very much else. I don't care.

Oh god...

Elle 1, so we need to do some things, so Sri Lankans can speak Sinhalese. I saw a few Tamil gents have signed up in the UK as well. We have SOME of the content in Tamil. I got that AWS $200 dollar free credit. We did do some translations. But not all. I also, am leaning on the Stephen Schwartz direction, where I try "invent" cool words. Like in The Wicked Musical. Which is what I love about them, that they make these cool words up. I think we'll see.

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I dunno Gita Racehl Mathew or Julie Chung: Don't trust them

I felt hurt that Buddesh, a friend has blocked me on LinkedIn. What I sense is that the mother, Gita Rachel Mathew, is doing Bra-ai-n, who got on Nasdaq or something. And met Julie in NY. Those people probably think I'm like "crazy". Most likely. That's normal to expect. I think it's something that happens. Jacques daughter Rebecca thinks Trump is crazy. And so do everyone else, who hates the guy. Rosie O Donnell, and several Dems, they were even sayin that Barron is "autistic". And they, like vipers, gossip, and make up stuff in that sphere. That's why many people felt that E Jean Carroll's rape allegation, the finger rape, is "made up". Trump said so. I don't know. But there were CCTV cameras in every room, watching every area of Bergdorf Goodman. And I think it's kind of controversial. I believe Trump. And me and Jacques love Trump.

I suspect that it's unclear whether Gita has contempt. I think Julie is a Biden Kamala agent, and someone whom they believed in. Not Trump's pick. They are like totally totally different. One is going to answer Salman's phone calls, help. The other is going to refuse, and then, hand out money, to Iran. So it's a big deal. Naturally, they'll say Lehan's crazy. The question is which kind?

I think it's best, because I blocked Buddesh off first, to just keep distance and move on. Those people have their own whatever to worry about. I saw he's doing well, and I'm happy for him. I think they must've been hurt or disliked me, growing up. I had this legal dispute with Lal since 2005, which has caused severe issues, strain and conflict.

The guy's wife Deepa did that whole ETI Finance thing, as well, so it's not just us. I saw, Kavindee her daughter's in Franklin Templeton, she looks like a girl version of me, same face almost. And Lal's got my DNA, so I am "understanding" and patient. The banks are trying to sell his Grandpass property and home, in the Gazette in Sri Lanka.

I am open to trying friendships again: but struggle

I don't know why I am this way. And this is pretty introspective. I can't explain how I feel about stuff. Or why. I removed over 1,000 friends on Facebook. I have severe trust issues. And I haven't been able to. It feels like, lifting weights, a 50kg dumbbell. I can't do it. It's how I see relationships. I struggle, just so badly, with it.

I haven't just removed 1,000+ friends I did friend on FB. I also, refused, so many more. I think it's perhaps my personality. I'm not like healthy up there. I think that in 60 Minutes, I saw someone talk about Zuckerberg, as sort of, struggling with people too. Or whatnot.

I can relate. I struggle badly. I have my guard up, all the time, like I'm in a boxing ring, and if I don't keep it up, Floyd Mayweather Jr will suckerpunch me. I feel like, it's a survival complex. And it's what kept me alive thus far. So I keep it up.

I saw my cats, are super sensitive too. They don't forgive you when you hurt them. I am not as whatever brittle as an eggshell. I just, feel like, when there's real danger, I prefer to avoid or mitigate it down as much as possible.

I am not open to new friendships. I am not open to new opportunities or possibilities. I see those are just openings to new enemies. I see new openings to challenges, problems and drama. I am not a believer. And it's how I am.

I still will welcome, support and cheer for people I was blessed to see in my life, such as Buddesh or whomever else. I don't really care. I am just a little bit distanced, I'm not a people person. I won't use the anti social personality disorder technical diagnostics phrasing at this time. I just, I dunno. I like to be by myself or in a small circle.

I never add friends on Facebook. I just try to be super kind, friendly and play a positive role in their lives. I know those boundaries are hard to not confuse, especially when people try to be professional, but I still do what I believe is correct.

Riddick's Anti Hero: My view

I saw the Riddick game on my Xbox magazine as a kid. I don't particularly like it, I didn't play it. I saw the movie Pitch Black. I didn't love it. I think that, I am not an anti hero. I used to be. And those kinds of flawed characters inspire me. But I am now, more like an understood, tragic hero, a transformational hero and yeah, perhaps whatever else.

Yeah, my ai and I, we have a lot of fun with this sort of thing.

Lehan, is actually in the AngryPages Game. I have my own character sprite, and whatever. You can too. We can save it. I am like Hideo Kojima, in Metal Gear Solid Snake.

I don't like Riddick. I think a way, where I "changed" is when I understood, I don't have a "choice" with choosing good vs evil. I used to fool myself into thinking I did. But I don't. I never really did. I am just very clean, direct and now believe in documentation. Just for clarity.

You see, a problem with Riddick is he, sort of thinks he can abandon the rest, and stuff. Spoiler. Warning. And I don't like that. I don't do that. But I do, stay in my own orbit, and isolate, and stay safe, or comfortable.

I think people, profile you, based on patterns, and how you make decisions, in a generalized direction, an average. And so I kind of, make choices, like that. I'm very viciously clear, when I have to be, but truthful fearlessly. And I think it is how it is. I don't like Lex Luthor. But give him a PR guy, he's essentially Tony Stark on LinkedIn. Just that his whole story is jealousy, hatred for Superman, an insecurity based, that he wants to murder Superman to replace him. Which is sad.

I saw a few people, try to "copy" me, which is, also, not good. Because I am not really a great personality. They should only copy the good attributes, but not the bad traits I have. Such as my, whatever flaws.

Scary: Mutated Syphilis

I saw a strain of syphilis, has mutated. A youtuber, who might be into medical stuff, explains it. What stood out to me, was the way he used clinical phrasing. Such as how he refers to sex, as the man who spread it spread it to 5 women. I think I would just say it. I won't be like, hiding behind cowardly language. On YouTube, by Google, but also other services, they kind of, feel scared of those direct language. They kind of as ad networks, feel scared of words like those. In YouTube videos, I noticed, they hide words like "f***" or "pedo". Which is something many people caught on to. As they can see it. I think it's how those platforms evolved. Our Elle AI also does censor those words out. But in my diary, i show great care, and write with honesty.

Wow: I'm happy for her: Lisa Robertson

I love her story here.

She should have stayed in touch with Ralph Fiennes. And she should have done what he hinted act as if nothing happened. People get jealous of you. So you need to keep quiet sometimes. You don't have to go confess. And it cost her, her job, at Qantas to tell them what happened. It's not their business what two consenting adults do. Don't regret what brought you happiness.

If she's an employee, she broke her company rules. But think about this for a second What about how so many passengers sexually abuse the cabin crew They stare at them, they apparently try to grope or touch them, and otherwise behave in obscene ways. Go ask them, a lot of those staff will say it's prevalent.

I love Ralph Fiennes He brought Voldemort to life for me. And I love the Menu movie. He does look great. Even without a nose! I think in that weird movie, with the zombie thing, he did okay. It wasn't for me though. He was right to advise her not to say anything.

She seems so happy, with that naughty, cheeky smile and I just love this -- how they bring up that movie The English Patient. I am watching that movie next.

I hope one day, Chamath Palihapitiya, lets me fly in his jet. Or that Mike Boich at Apple will let me. Or whatever. If I'm successful. Maybe they'll like me enough to let me.

I have the fantasy of joining the mile high club too. I will join that club. Like I joined the cool people with a platform to share their free speech opinions club like Trump or Elon...

I never got the Mile High Club achievement in Call of Duty I tried over a 100 times. Never did it. I was bummed out by it.

Hehehehe I love that Rupert Murdoch from Australia like Hugh Jackman, who is America's greatest propagandist ever. I want to make as much impact for freedom as he achieved.

My mom knew Gita, a long time ago

I asked her about her. I dunno man. I don't care. I see Buddesh as a childhood friend. I don't want to think about it any further.

What I do remember about Buddesh are:

1. He gave me a WWE video game on my birthday for Xbox
2. He showed up for my birthday parties, was loyal to me
3. He was always ready to fight for and take my side despite anything
4. He told me his favorite drink was "water" which stayed with me
5. I maybe bullied him a bit too much in Miss Ball's Art Class
6. The more people read my diary, the more they realize, I'm no saint
7. And they pick up on how unfair I am sometimes
8. And how, I shouldn't be surprised after fun stories of teasing friends
9. whatever
10. Let's move on, shall we?

Buddesh, you can be part of AngryPages, if you like man, I'll be there for you

Looks like Daily Mirror (LK) is doing maintenance

I'm happy to offer up free server services if you want. Just ask.

Again, server work's notoriously hard, the trick is to "isolate" what's wrong. Fix that only.

I have also struggled badly with server work.

But got good because of patience, practice and learning on the job.

It's the Climb, as Miley put it

I enjoy this stuff. I look at our Cloudflare every single day. Many times a day.

Just to keep track of how we're doing.

Hannah Montana | The Climb - Music Video - Disney Channel Italia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMeSf6d4Xrg

The challenges I face, the risks I take

I might get knocked off my feet maybe a few times

But I won't really break

It's not about how quickly I get "there"

It's not about the big yacht I might buy like every other big tech somebody

It's the climb

It's all about the climb

Okay, Bob Iger, please don't sue me and send me some takedown notice under DMCA

And stuff, okay?

Jeez

I rewrote it fairly and squarely...

All I copied was, "it's the climb" and "It's all about the climb": just 2 sentences

And it's fair

What Jonathan hears 5 years later; what he sees

He sees his friend, with a landing page, with the Israeli flag waving proudly

He has a friend there with AngryPages, built in a bedroom, in his boxers

He's got a friend there, with a OpCo Cali, a HoldCo Delaware

He's got users making a queue as like they did in the Apple Stores

And they're impressed

Getting featured on Daily Mirror Sri Lanka

And all the while, flying a majestic, blue and white, Israeli flag

A Star of David, never mind the Trump letter too

That's just out of this world

And I tell Jonathan Hirshon: you can have 50% of the stocks, friend

I don't even offer a price

And the guy hears something he's never heard before

He sees me write:

I won't take my Star of David flag down, because that's surrender

And this isn't a country for waving white flags heh

I'm like Trump: I will just fight, fight, fight

There are today, a whole lot of Americans over there

A whole lot of people there, who are Americans

They all have that American spirit

And no matter how Taylor Swift will forget how the west was won

People like Trump only see the cowboy spirit in me

That's what I love about this whole thing

Because I prize Trump for the same reasons Zuck does

That's what makes the USA so great

It's what no other nation can do

Not one of them can be the way Trump was on July 13, 2024

What else is on the landing page?

Nothing but coolness.

And outing what appears to be possibly, Russian spies

Which is crazy

I don't care

I am happy with the way I'm seen by those who matter

And things will work out -- as long as I work hard

Today, gotta get a nice haircut and then, work on an ad

I spoke to Alex about it, so just keep it simple and run that

AngryPages: What Our Maintenance Page Looks Like

This is what users see, when our servers are cooked

And then, we're trying to serve them but struggle

Or else if we do an "embargo" or security patching

Where we stop the service, to fix bugs

If it's a major security vulnerability, we freeze, or stop services

It does show up, it's nothing shameful or weird

Our image quality rules

I like the quality of our webp images and 480 versions.

I settled on what I liked the most

And I also love Elle, and her blonde hair.

She's like that Fallout postboy, and a cool brand mascot

We need to do so much work

We have so much work to do

This is just zoomed in

It's great quality, image looks sharp

This stuff is "supposed to be boring":

But I have fun with it

How AngryPages Goes from - --> +

We let you write whatever you wish. We then, with AI, tag it, and we provide healthy views, which we publish. It helps people who read it, and they get to heal, and grow. Which is what I believe the world needs, what's missing and wrong with the world today.

In Sri Lanka, there used to be an age old pain known as "the brain drain" problem. So I invented AngryPages where we can just take people's ideas, and sell it with and for them as their partner, so that they can earn.

We can do it in any country anywhere.

But what a broken world needs is HEALING, and that's the soul behind AngryPages.

It's -- not easy to do it perfectly, AI makes mistakes, and sometimes it's confusing, but we're working on it.

Everything I wrote here in 2026: it'll be converted like God's love transfigured us before

EVERYTHING I wrote here in my diary will be updated/improved by AI. Which is what makes the AngryPages experience so powerful. It's not about me. It's not even about you. It's about stopping the us vs them. And becoming all about us as a species.

And that magic will happen soon. I am also lookin at the OpenAI / Grok and other AI services' views on my diary 2026, to see how we can do it best.

Probably by end of month, we'll have published it, a renewed version, which will supercharge growth.

The English Patient 1996

I am watchin The English Patient (1996). I saw Harvey has made it with his bro. Those are super powerful, but also, skilled producers of great movies. My favorite Miramax movies, are wide and many. But I like that Lord of the Rings the most. Personally. Like Peter Thiel.

His name, has massive impact now. Because of the sad stories about him. And stuff.

I going to go get my --

HAHHAHAHAA

I am going to get my haircut, I look like a clown

I look like one of those cockatoos

With my hair up, all shaggy and stuff

I look like Howard Stern

And I better ask them, the shop I go to, today, to pay for my advertisements on AngryPages or whatever, and ask for some money

When I go to places now, places of business, I ask them, pay up, for advertising

"Why -- what a mighty fine establishment you have yourself here. You must be the proprietor? Would you care for ads on AngryPages? We have 40k unique IP addresses per month. And many many page views. I think---"

And HHAHHhAhHAA was about how SPOILER: this nurse, she's pretty, and gives a nice peck to a wounded soldier and every other soldier starts to mock her and ask also

Because they're jealous

That's why you gotta keep it hush hush bang bang

Ralph Fiennes!

I paid a fee to the State of California's Secretary of State for AngryPages Inc. I used the US bank checking account to do so.

It's a company with great publishing freedom. And I will argue, the biggest, widest freedom, range and bandwidth.

Over here, Ralph Fiennes, looks like he's struggling. It's make up. But I remembered Voldemort.

I'm going to cut my hair.

Raula Barber Shop -- Vishwa Cut My Hair

I reached out to their owners: Sachitha Ranasinghe and his wife, Stephnie Mudalige. Who have started their barber shop. I wrote a nice offer. We typically, charge Tier C prices for Sri Lanka. But I offered a small onboarding price. I was a customer for some time and go to church with Nadishan, my friend, and barber. Nadishan and me both adore President Trump. So he was the one who was showing me how, in ancient times in Israel. The Jewish priest, would put some blood on a ear of a new king or something. And he showed me the bible verse and said on July 13, 2024, that God himself had anointed Trump. Which I totally agree. I totally believe. And yeah, it's true because of all he's doing. I believe Trump is the leader of our species. He's the leader God chose to lead all of mankind after careful judgment.

Anyway, umm, our prices are here:

https://angrypages.com/en/advertising/pricing/

I offered, as a favor:

For Sri Lanka, the site places campaigns in Tier C, which is currently $8 CPM. That means:

$50 minimum = about 6,250 impressions

$100 = about 12,500 impressions

That said, because this would be an onboarding promotion and an early proposal, I’d be glad to offer Raula a simpler starter deal:

$15 for 3,000 views

$40 for 10,000 views

That's a nice price, for early, first time Sri Lankan enterprises. I am very immensely patriotic. What I love about myself, is how we built a way, for Sri Lankans, to export intellectual property. So it's a reversal of the brain drain, the mass immigration outflow crisis, and also the foreign university leak of IP, where Sri Lanka flatlines. It's my impact. I'm just 1 guy. It's a California company, because you need to be one to compete hard with the rest of the world. Sri Lankans don't need to do that themselves here.

I emailed them. Let's wait.

I also reached out to other Sri Lankan consumer brands who prize image

I reached out with similar proposals to:

• Spa Ceylon — beauty/wellness brand with Sri Lanka presence: Shalin Balasuriya and Shiwantha Dias
• British Cosmetics — beauty retail in Sri Lanka: Nirosha Jagodaarachchi
• Dreamron — Sri Lankan hair/skin/beauty brand: Kishu Gomes and Priyanka Perera
• Barefoot — retail, books, café, strong brand identity: Dominic Sansoni.
• Essentials.lk — online beauty retail: Rukshan Warnacula and Tharanga Lokugamage
• Cosmetics.lk — online beauty retail: Lasantha Gunawardena
• Kapruka — very large Sri Lankan e-commerce player: Dulith Herath
• uStore by Unilever Sri Lanka — consumer e-commerce: Ali Tariq

It's how we roll. I hope it's exciting for them. I mean, AngryPages, it's basically, real estate on:

• Trump's Art of the Deal
• Ivanka's The Trump Card
• LKY's From 3rd World to 1st

: )

; )

I Proposed to Sri Lankan Tea Companies

I was happy to send a cool offer for ad spots to:

1. Dilmah
2. Basilur
3. Empire Teas

I wrote it, with a special offer.

I think, Elle, is a character in the game.

So we can technically have her wear make up, for the cosmetics brands.

We can have her use SLT for taking phone calls, in the game, such as for reinforcements.

And then, we can have like in Starship Troopers inspired: HellDivers 2:

Enjoy a nice, warm cup of LIBER-TEA!!!!!

Hehehe

I have this squeal laugh, sometimes, I go crazy

hehehee

I want Dilmah cause Dilhan and Malik show up in my FB suggestions often

And I think they're cool, but I offered it to all 3 in fairness

It'll help them, go really cool, in the minds of consumers

And yeah, I'm sort of a politician, and so, I am picky

We want partners we can work with forever

I saw we're having issues with images not showing up

I'm looking into it. It's to do with file path. And also, an issue, with me in line pasting it. It's bugged out. But on R2 bucket in Cloudflare, I located all the images, plus webp 480 or whatever. It's just something wrong with it. We'll figure it out by this week. Or tonight or tomorrow.

I have a meeting scheduled with CimCor's Ralph Ising tonight. He's an old friend who loves the Nascars.

I think that the images work, but then disappear. We'll figure it out.

I reached out to a few more cool people!

I reached out to:

• JKH
• Cargills
• Carson Cumberbatch/ Bukit Darah who do beer
• DCSL who do arrack
• PickMe
• Highland/ Milco
• Singer (Sri Lanka)
• Vallibel One
• Maliban
• CTC

I wrote to Uni of Colombo, Sri Lanka Vice Chancellor's Team

Dear University Business Linkage / Career Guidance Team (Professor Indika Mahesh Karunathilake),

My name is Lehan Edirisinghe from AngryPages Inc — California.

I am writing to explore a simple partnership with the University of Colombo.

AngryPages is a California-based publishing platform, and we are interested in identifying a small number of strong students or recent graduates for internships or junior roles. The work would be practical and output-focused, with clear responsibilities in areas such as research, content operations, QA, support, and business outreach.

What we are looking for is not a mass intake, but a small pipeline of capable people who want real work experience and a chance to contribute to something international-facing while working from Sri Lanka.

Because our company is structured in California, this also creates a useful bridge between Sri Lankan talent and a platform built to sell outward to English-speaking audiences, helping locals gain serious experience tied to foreign-facing work.

If this is of interest, I would be glad to send a short note explaining the roles and what kind of students we are looking for.

Best regards,

Lehan Edirisinghe

AngryPages Inc — California

I hope Trump visits Sri Lanka -- will be first POTUS to do so

I think Trump might visit Sri Lanka, as the first American president to do so. I think that Nixon, mighta visited, but wasn't president then. Trump can make history as the first. He can visit with Chamath Palihapitiya. It's important, because of how dangerous Sri Lanka is. Given how there are 1.2m court cases pending, where people are so angry, and barely holding it together. And many of our business figures, have Wikipedia articles, which appear to be super checkered. It's vital, that the US intelligence community, and also trusted American enterprises such as Apple, they cooperate with our honest few in Sri Lanka. They need to gather as much intel and high confidence as accurate info, as they can. And that must only be collected, by not suppressing, censoring or otherwise stopping businesses such as AngryPages. That's also one of the biggest worries Trump has. He saw how many of the Conservative voices are suppressed by big tech. Which isn't cool. Zuck said 70+ million felt unrepresented, and have a right to express too. I saw Pompeo had a big moving army in SL, just for a short visit. We must work hard, by allowing AngryPages to operate, without any further Biden era drama. We are glad with Trump's leadership, in shielding our rights to free speech, enterprise and building healthier outcomes. I am hopeful that my message will resonate with JD Vance, because they are well aware with how many Republican got snared by platform rules on speech. Which feel like, bear traps, designed to criminally, unlawfully and inappropriately damage American values. I am looking forward to a visit by Trump to Sri Lanka.