I'll probably have barely enough money to pay our insanely high, overpriced server costs, and yacht fees
Which Buddesh's special friend, could perhaps advise us on
Seeing as
My former voluntary PR who didn't even charge me because I am the opposite of radioactive
Isn't charging too much money..
The f***ing parties I went to in UK weren't this cool
They were whack
I went to a cool party at a rich dude's house in Singapore
But whatever
I'm a f***in skinny bag of bones b***ard, 40- 45 David Bowie tier welterweight
So I can't really drink as much
Which f***ing pisses me off
When some short, f***ing girl, with her pudgy face, she can drink
And she's like stupidly, going like, "you still on that one drink?"
I can only drink like 2 cups of beer
Or like 1,000ml or 1,200ml
It f***ing pisses me off
Cause I'm 5' 9" and 40 or 45 kilograms or 90 pounds
And so I can't
I f***ing hate it
It kills me on the inside, because I'm so competitive
And some people, can drink so much
We're going to do a beer festival at AngryPages HQ, but we will have a "weight handicap"
So those loser pee-pals, they can't
They can't beat me
I don't care
He's making a a funny face thinking about Jessica Biel
