Sept. 27, 2026

Lehan Edirisinghe

I miss Jonathan.. mostly cause he was a fat fuck PR human shield to always blame my problems on. That was his job.

That was a useful friend.

I think everyone should have a. PR guy.

I made some small mistake, and I missed the guy.

I remembered the guy.

Every year, on 9/11, he would always also be like, I miss you Jonathan or Jonny, or whatever for Uman..

I would never bully him or anyone else.

But he would always make mistakes, from server errors, to race conditions to this or that, and fraping me about "ivanka" because he hates Trump.

I kind of don't miss the guy.

I might hire this dude, uhhhhh Hiltzik, because Keren's referred, or else, that Edelman guy.

But I dunno.

Guy was like

When I said hi

He reached out his hand

He's like

Edelman

D***.. Edelman..

And I never took my hand out of a handshake faster than when he said:

Call me D***


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