I Missed the NSA Meeting, Then Let Family Guy Heat Take Over

April 15, 2020

I missed the NSA meeting, drifted into Family Guy and admin exhaustion, and let the whole day become a portrait of fatigue, distraction, and the difficulty of staying sharp when the routine was already slipping.

Wed 15 Apr

8:30 a.m.

I missed some important meeting scheduled for 12 midnight last night with Bob Bigman and others at the NSA, AT&T and another CIA lady. I asked Patricia who invited me to send a transcript if possible. I don't think they will. I don't care.

I'm going to try ask Jagath uncle to get Indrajith to talk with Ron as part of a "partner call". I hate this Covid-19. It's completely messed up my business. It's hard to sell without face-to-face meetings. People here don't do remote meetings.

I don't know. I gotta coordinate with Suresh Wijesinghe on that CIA or Mossad stuff. I don't think I should do it directly. Had that girl who blocked me been there, maybe -- because she's smart, but without her, I don't think I can handle that kind of stuff.

Bob Bigman seems to like me a lot. I can get him on my board after I move to the United States. That'll be a big victory. I can use his expertise to develop great IT security strategies for our potential customers and protect Sri Lanka.

I'm anyway disrespected here. I should move out the business. I don't belong here. The problem is the bright ones escape Sri Lanka to learn properly overseas, they come back to find people here resent or reject them, then they go overseas to build other countries.

9:45 a.m.

I have to go get some coffee. I wonder what's for breakfast. I hate the food in Sri Lanka. It's terrible. I'm not surprised people here are so skinny. I only like burgers, fried foods, hehe brisket, etc. Whatever.

1:15 p.m.

I angrily texted ██████████ Samaraweera to not contact me again. The guy talked to me about the liquor business and a liquor import permit and then he called Mr Harry Jayawardena a "nutjob" and he's "crazy".████████████████████████████████████████████████

Why do they feel comfortable talking to me about this? █████████████████████████████(north american slang for very contemptible person). People come and tell me s*** about Jit Warnakulasuriya and others. I just report it to them or their friends. Nobody should feel comfortable disrespecting others near me.

1:30 p.m.

It's so irritating. I don't see what they expect. I'm happy Thilanga uncle's given me the pen testing business. Jit Warnakulasuriya parroted back whatever uncle said.

I need to use Just In Time Group and Sumathi Information Technologies like crazy to protect my business. Otherwise I'll get screwed over, I don't trust these bankers -- they're jealous. I'll do the effing presentation and

I have to use Jit Warnakulasuriya. Or Thilanga uncle. That's the only really effective way to do business in Sri Lanka. Otherwise the banks will buy or send requests for proposals to my competitors and (British generalized, colloquial, derogatory, collective noun for contemptible persons; exaggerated phrasing).

2:00 p.m.

That's why they're so annoying. I wonder what's for lunch. I need to go downstairs and see what's there for lunch. It's really hot these days. I'm boiling.

6:15 p.m.

Saja visited. I have a meeting in the evening.

The dog, Lucy, the Dachshund, visited my room. She's an adorable dog. I want a Corgi, just like the Royals, so, she has a friend to play with (█████████████████████████). I'm getting tired. I need a shower. I wish I had a joint to smoke.

I played Zombies in Spaceland in COD IW. It's a terrible game, but I really love it. I wish I had some weed.

I'm just going to chill out today. I dunno.

I spoke with Sineth Withanage, respectful fellow, he can a hold of Stasshani (Harry Jayawardena's daughter) or Mihiran Fonseka, the CIO of Aitken Spence. We're planning to go for a remote meeting next week.

Patricia from Sepio said she can send me a link to a recording of the video with my "best friend" (just wishful thinking) Bob Bigman and the team when she gets it. I'll look forward to that. I love how I'm like hanging out with the top of league people in the industry and how nice they are to me.

6:30 p.m.

Oh my G-d. There's a leak in my room. It's raining. Sigh. All these houses in Sri Lanka have serious leaks. I'm a bit anxious about my vendors because this Covid-19 has caused appointment cancellations. I'm scared to talk to them.

I'm so tired. My head is like aching. I think I'll get rid of with rehabilitation therapy. I just need proper medical attention and intervention. I can break it. I wish I and Milka Bubbly Alpine Chocolate chocolates.

This one time, I bought a box of 10 chocolate bars. I was supposed to give it to my friends and family. But I ate all of them greedily. Then, I was scared to death that I developed Type 2 Diabetes. My foot was feeling weird, the toe was tingling. I thought I caught the diabetes, but I didn't, as far as I can tell.

The real reason I hated Wijayantha was because he demanded I pay him a salary and he asked me for Kamal Gunarathna's number. ███████████ People should be paying to work for me. My employees are so lucky, greedy and ungrateful. They're so privileged.

I don't have Kamal uncle's number. I only call people uncle because I want to call them their first name, but I'm just 26 and they like really old, so, I don't feel comfortable calling them their first name. I just don't like it.

I can call them Sir, but then they figure out I think they're my customer. That's the problem. I call Gota, Sir, but then he knows he's my customer. I don't know.

But I also see everyone as a customer. I see everyone as a stakeholder. It's like quantum computing. I'm definitely not going to call Kamal Kamal because he's like 50 plus or something. I'm calling him Kamal uncle. When we call him Sir and ask him to buy my missiles, he's going to know I think he's a customer.

6:45 p.m.

My mum brought me plain tea. I like plain tea. I need a shower. It's so hot and humid and sweltering these days. I'm boiling alive like those two nice girls in Final Destination 3.

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