Mask Jokes, Customer Nine, and Smart-City Pressure

Lehan Edirisinghe

This day barely leaves a public surface, so what comes through most is pressure itself: work kept moving, but the visible record feels like a gap caused by overload rather than rest.

Joking That Face Masks Are a Zoroastrian Conspiracy

The face masks are a Zoroastrian priests' conspiracy theory because they cover their faces when praying to fire

Just kidding

Meeting Customer Number Nine After Being Too Busy to Write

Mon 15 Jun

Nothing was written because I was too busy. We had a meeting with customer number 9.

Updating Cyberspace Command’s Team Page Under Work Stress

Tue 16 Jun

5:00 p.m.

Really stressed out with work. I updated Cyberspace Command website's team section.

Congratulating Troy and Sharing His Happiness

Congratulations, I'm happy for you Troy

Missing England, Cornish Custard and Tesco Ice Cream

I miss England, I miss the taste of Cornish Custard and I dunno, Madagascan Vanilla Ice Cream. I never made anything, I just got it off Tesco's.

Admiring Something Beautiful and Suggesting It Be Cultivated

Beautiful stuff. Never seen before. G-d must've designed these. I wonder how they taste, we should cultivate these.

Turning a Buddhist Red String Into a Kabbalah Thread

I have a red scarlett Kabbalah thread with knots on my left hand for good luck and to ward off jealousy or evil eyes

It was actually a Buddhist red string, but when I asked how come it goes on my right hand from the monk at Gangaramaya Temple, and he told me that's evil--

I knew what G-d intended for me when one day the red string came loose out of my right hand--

I transferred it to my left wrist and I decided it's then and there a Kabbalah string

#superstition

https://youtu.be/0CFuCYNx-1g

Telling Shanika Edirisinghe to Do This

Shanika Edirisinghe thamusei mekka karapung oi

Falling Asleep During Jesse James and Postponing Captain Picard

I'm really sleepy, but I want to see Captain Pickard.. I'm so sleepy. I'll watch it later. I think that I watched The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford last night halfway, fell asleep, woke up, switched off my computer and laptop, slept and watched it in the next afternoon.

Finding Hope in Protests and Singing “Give Me Hope, George”

It's good that change will happen.. as a result of protests... gives us all hope.

Give me hope, George

Give me hope George

Before the morning comes

https://youtu.be/R-ZplG81oZg

Calling It Cheating

This is cheating