Conservation Alert, Red-Team Applause, and Repeat-Night Listening

Lehan Edirisinghe

I spent the day pushing animal conservation as a moral duty, praising red-team work, and staying inside a repeat-night listening mood that made the whole thing feel urgent but still low-key.

Calling for Human Intervention to Save Animals

I can't believe the world isn't invested in animal conservation

It's imperative for us to interfere as G-d to save animals

Praising the Red Team and Promising Them Beer

Outstanding Red Team, outstanding--getcha a case of beer for that!

https://youtu.be/jAotm74ek4c

From Russia With Love

From Russia with love

Declaring Texas Will Vote for Trump

Texas votes for you!! Trump is cool. Trump is life. Trump is America.

Urging Trump to Win Florida’s Electoral College Votes

Florida votes for you, go get em Electoral Colleges Trump!!!

Calling Someone the Greatest U.S. President

You're the greatest President of the United States of America!!

Comparing Biden to a Slave Trader

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Urging Trump to Rebuild a Famous Magazine Brand

Mr Trump get Playboy magazines sold in all the countries in the world--that'll do a lot more than any money invested in women's empowerment ever will! It's the American way.

Saying Sloppy Joe Has No Chance

Sloppy Joe has no chance

Saying Those Four Had Nothing on You

Those 4 had nothing on you

No Public Text

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Exhausted After Working on the Employment Agreement

Thu 13 Aug

2:15 a.m.

I'm tired as f***. I did a lot of work on our Employment Agreement. It looks pretty good. I don't have any time to be writing on my journal here. I guess that there really is no rest for the wicked until I close my eyes for good.

Wondering Why Venus Is Hotter Than Mercury

Do we say Venus is the hottest planet 'cause "women are from Venus" or is it actually the hottest planet? It's crazy because Mercury is so close to the sun, therefore Mercury must be hotter.