The Menu Cheeseburger Ode
March 5, 2023
Watched The Menu and got emotional over a plain cheeseburger, calling it a solid 6–7/10 mid-watch. Praised McDonald’s double cheeseburger, fries, and Coke as peak American food
McDonald’s Cheeseburgers, The Founder and Loving American Food
9:45 p.m.
My favorite meal is the McDonald's Restaurant Double Cheeseburger. I also love beef tallow fat cooked Belgium style French Fries (frites). I love Coca Cola, it's the most delicious drink available. I also love the ketchup or chilli garlic sauce.
Jesus. I am moved to tears. I am just so f***ing moved by this movie.
I think it's easily, a 6/10. I am not even done watching it. I think it's now a 7/10 because it just moves me on such a deep level.
by the way: I did watch The Founder, just yesterday.
McDonald's is my favorite restaurant.
My favorite cuisine is American food.
America's the melting pot, of all the cuisines in the world. Japanese sushi or sashimi, or Teriyaki, Italian canneloni or canoli, which you take, I personally prefer the pasta linguini, or else, Cannelloni over lasagna. And there's everything there. You have the Indian, the whatever the f*** else, the British Curry, the whatever the f*** you want, it's a free market, the almighty dollah, the countenance of Ben Franklin shines upon thee, who provides the best food.
And yet.
What is always number one?
McDonald's.
The Cheeseburger.
Why?
Because it's the best.
Just get some veal sauce, bordelaise sauce.
Cost you a $100 more.
Or buy some coke cola from me.
It's like the dentists intended, it'll do your teeth a world of good, it will help you with your tooth aches.
Protesting Facebook and Remembering Why I Went to School
Monday, March 6th.
12:00 a.m.
I'm still protesting Facebook and the Oversight Board, as there's clearly been an oversight by them, I am pro testing with my silence.
JT -- Bring Sexy Back.
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I remember, I never went to school growing up. I never did. I think my school attendance was like 10% or less. I did go to Art Class on Fridays. ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
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And my cult will prevail at winning this big wick tow ree for free dom.
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