Miss Ciclamino x Miss Blumare

4:45 p.m.

It's not really about "me".

Trump at least, he says that G-d made all of that possible.

I think that's good enough.

But for me, it's important, that the people here, they are buying my life, when they donate this or buying a copy of my diary, they are buying like Jules Winnfield, they are buying their own future.

They are stakeholders, shareholders even.

And that's a debt (not pronounced "debit", like Brad Pitt foolishly does mispronounce in Inglorious Basterds), that I will honor for life.

And people will see that.

1. Person 1.

2. Person 2.

Maybe add their age, and city.

That list will grow hopefully.

Because they get substance for what they pay.

They get results.

I think even $10,000 bucks. I don't know. I don't really need it.

An air conditioning system, costs like a $1,000 bucks.

Oh well, maybe $2,500.

Maybe if Nandalal tries a bit harder, jacks the interest rates up to 20%.

This will cost less hehe.

I guess, a data recovery job. It will cost $150 dollars here. I think even an air conditioning unit costs $1,200.

Food, I mean, it's like $2,000 is the average yearly income here.

But I am a heavy eater. I eat only foods I eat. People cheap out on food quality here in Sri Lanka. It doesn't work for me.

I guess, if I can buy some minced beef, and American cheese, which Chef Slowik correctly points out in The Menu (2022), this, which is by far, (Att: Hirshon) THE BEST CHEESE, in the world, doesn't melt or f*** up, when making burgers.

And if Mahesh Amalean obliges my simple, humble request, some fresh veal stock for bordelaise sauce will not be too bad too.

I think that then, I can save a lot of money.

I can cook for myself, and teach my people here to make cheeseburgers, and maybe even sell them, with homemade, Coke Cola,

hehehe

Original character

Originality isn't always a good thing...

I think this is a good idea. I can even make pork burgers.

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Hehehe

I think the reason my jokes are so funny is simply because this is what I find myself laughing out loud over myself.

They're such real jokes.

The sincerity just gets through to everyone.

We could, I guess, sell Jorge's Port too.

Although, the economy is totally f***ed.

Every major news organization has reported this fact.

This Sri Lankan Airlines, I saw Sujeewa Rajapakse, here on my Facebook PYMK, he's told everyone as People's Bank chairman, that Sri Lankan Airlines, needs a new lifeline, it may be sold to investors

And they can't offer any more loans to Sri Lankan as it's failed

So, maybe giving wine to them, is not such a good idea right now

There are like 100,000 tourists coming in, which is very low, and now, mostly Chinese and Russian tourists, some Brits, who don't usually drink this specialty wine

It's still a flatlined economy

Best to go with the Vote Lehan political thing, because you reach a massive audience of 23m and they will want a taste of the sweet (yet not diabetic) blood of Saint Lehan Edirisinghe.