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SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, 2020

4:30 p.m.

I'm feeling a lot better. ███████ anyone is a stupid idea. You don't get anything. It doesn't serve a purpose or make any sense. Even if someone did something bad to you, doing bad things isn't going to make anything better. Tamir Pardo is wrong, it's not always essential, it's better to figure out clever solutions.

I ordered 500 g of pink Himalayan salt at 130 LKR per 200 g. I'll use it to gargle, as I heard it's good for you. I imagined my tongue ulcer is oral cancer, but doctor Jayasinghe at Asiri Central Hospital looked at it and said was just my tongue's tastebuds. It was just swollen. Perfectly normal.

I made myself a hot cup of Horlicks and served some love cake my mum made. Soon, Uber Eats will deliver the 500 g of salt and also an airtight mug, to use for salt washing. I haven't brushed my teeth since last morning, I'll brush soon. I need a shower. I was doing interesting legal work with Lakmal Perera.

4:45 p.m.

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6:00 p.m.

I did the Himalayan salt gargle, but too much cold water. I applied something cooling on my tongue, I almost bulimic gag vomited by the motion of applying gel to my tongue back. I have a lot of phlegm it seems. I'm feeling a bit sick. Waiting to get operational with support from uncle Thilanga. I can't remember name of gel, will type soon.

10:15 p.m.

I checked that gel I put in my tongue. It's called Metrogyl denta and has Metronidazole as the active ingredient. It's cooling, tastes good. ████████████████████████████████ The salt gargle will do a world of good for me. My sister has greedily eaten a sausage that was meant for me which we got from Allstar restaurant by my cousins Chadu and Chathula. I claimed I bought McDonald's a few days ago which my mum didn't reimburse me for, and grabbed 2,000 LKR. I don't really honestly like Sri Lankan food, but I like Maggi just as much as I like McDonald's. I like McDonald's more than Domino's and Pizza Hut, more than KFC depending on my mood. But I don't care really. I'm like a monk, I don't care all that much. I love the Maggi instant noodles that I make for myself. It's just great. I get two bowls, I pile one on the other, (so it isn't hot for me to carry), then I gently slightly crush the noodle cake, maybe I cut open the seasoning powder, (very ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████), then pour the boiling hot water, then, depending on how much of a rush I'm in, I add the chili oil at the start itself along with the seasoning or add it in the end. Sometimes, I open it up, then stir with my big spoon. It's like al dente spaghetti. I don't like it when Maggi is too hard or too mushy soft. I like it. It's my favourite. It's soupy delicious broth and noodles, just amazing.

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