NYT Survey, Playboy Echoes
டிசம்பர் 4, 2023 Lehan Edirisinghe
Subscribed to New York Times, completed survey, and traced a Trump headline to Playboy. Vox’s Xi clip revived Great Wall nostalgia
Caffeine Sensitivity, Bad Sleep and Andy Warhol
6:00 a.m.
I'm hyper sensitive to caffeine. Even though I love the taste of coffee.
So I can't sleep properly now
And she reminds me of Andy Warhol
Andy Warhol’s Style and the New York Times
6:00 a.m. (b)
Andy was very stylish
NY Times was crazy for him
Comparing Someone to a Lise Charmel Girl
6:00 a.m. (c)
She reminds me of that 10/10 Lise Charmel girl
Apologizing for Pushing People Sometimes
6:15 a.m.
I'm sorry I push people sometimes...
I understand
Lehan understands
Getting a New York Times Subscription
5:15 p.m.
I got NY Times today, as it's just $10 dollars for a whole year
This is the main headline
Wait and see what happened
Finally Getting Something Long Wanted
5:30 p.m. (b)
I've been meaning to for a long time
I told my mum it was $20 bucks last time
Valuing In-Depth Research and Context
5:30 p.m. (g)
I think I value the in-depth research, understanding and opinions of context and relevance of events or topics
Respecting the New York Times Enough to Step Down
5:30 p.m. (j)
They're the most respected newspaper in the world
If the White House or King Charles or anyone else, if they called me on my cell, and they're like, Lehan, you should resign as president
I'll hang up on them
After telling them to go f*** themselves
Or wake up sleepy head, to Joe
Or I dunno
"Ivanka don't give my number to your dad"
But if NY Times
If Sulzberger, or this BBC chairman Sharp guy who resigned
But definitely Sulzberger, whom Adam Grant interviewed
If they asked me to resign
I'd step down
Joking About Having Heard and Never Used Something
5:30 p.m. (k)
"Heard a little, and* never used"
Hehehehe
Guessing a Rare Share of Twenty-Three Million
5:30 p.m. (o)
Must be like 1 out of 1,000 to 10,000 out of 23m
Mr. Wickramasinghe, CEB Rights and an Inappropriate Industry Joke
5:45 p.m. (f)
Trump's Playboy Magazine Interview
Which I mentioned or referred to just yesterday
Sunday, December 3rd.
9:00 p.m., 9:15 p.m., and 9:30 p.m.
https://www.playboy.com/read/playboy-interview-donald-trump-1990
I didn't know what that was
Until I read New York Times, and I followed their link to their website
That's when I learned about Playboy Magazine for the first time
Thanking Henry and Remembering Him With Heinz Ketchup
9:30 p.m.
Thank you, Henry.
I'll remember you every time I enjoy Heinz ketchup.
Harold Faltermeyer, Lady Gaga, Hans Zimmer, & Lorne Balfe – The Man, The Legend / Touchdown
: )
Enjoying Written Content About Jets and Politics
11:00 p.m. (d)
That's pretty impressive
So cool
I always like to read such cool stuff
Like a F16 or F35 in written content
Or political messaging
Denying Lehan Is a Dictator While Listing Presidential Powers
1:45 a.m.
No, Lehan's not a dictator.
Because they got a style or system of guv'ment similar to ours
Anthony Blinken can be seen beaming happily
He smiles at this
Proud
As Lehan writes down his notes
Of things
To Do
1. New constitution
2. Head of state may not be accused. No, not even in closed court or by a council or anything else.
3. Head of state can run as many times as he or she wishes.
Advising Mao About Removing a Chin Mole
1:45 a.m. (b)
Mao, you need to get rid of that mole on your chin
Cryo freezing and removing will work
I can get you a referral
Some Singapore doctor lady in Mount Elizabeth Hospital
She told me she went to korea for a holid--
No
South Korea
Two Industry Names and a Protected Free Speech Argument
2:15 a.m.
Pauline can go with me to the████████████████████████████████████, to pose with a black color ███████Bunny uniform
= )
I can do an interview with them, or something as it's my favorite magazine and the only one I ever even read
Which should really terrify you
Because I'm the president or will be
Joking About Slave-a-Ton, Publicity and Money
2:15 a.m. (d)
First you get the Slave-a-ton
Then you get the publicity
And then you get the money
Reassuring Xi About Sri Lanka and Business
2:15 a.m. (f)
You are a very handsome man. Xi.
It's okay. I understand umm. You wanted to be nice. You thought you could trust Mahinda Rajapaksa. He's stupidly built an empty airport, harbor port and cricket stadium in his 10,000 population, tiny village in Hambantota.
I get that your mad.
I'm not going to throw you out.
You can stay here with us in Sri Lanka as well.
We're about world peace. Not war. Or killing anybody.
I guess, you can have a piece of Bank of Sri Lanka, with Winston Ma.
I think you can do any businesses you wish, as you wish
We have the Sri Lanka Wealth Fund investor menu for you to have a look
Remembering Jackie Chan as a Favorite Actor
2:30 a.m.
Jackie Chan was one of my favorite actors growing up
I love the Chinese people
Great Wall Restaurant and Loving Chinese Food
2:30 a.m. (b)
I love Chinese food. My family always did a restaurant called Great Wall Restaurant. It's Chinese food. My favorite is Sweet Corn Chicken or Crab soup, with Fried Rice. I would always put my rice in the soup, and enjoy it. As it's our family restaurant, where i had many a birthday party. Or got catering. It was actually our go-to, family, comfort home meal food. I would always get it. Even my grandma knew, so she would get it for me.
I went to Singapore for 2 years because I love the Chinese people.
I would never have visited any other country in Asia.
Great Wall Restaurant, Age Rules and Political Opposition
2:30 a.m. (c)
They closed Great Wall Restaurant in Sumathi Court. Because they want to put that area, to better use, it was Jagath's decision. I call Jagath uncle, Jagath. Like I call everyone first names. People don't even know how old I am, and they don't believe me when I say I'm thirty. They think I'm 50 or 60 or younger. I don't look my age. A lot of my political opposition, they're desperate on saying that you need to be 35 to be president. That's the only card they have, in addition to ██████████████████, ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████I like how you executed public officials for taking ██████, Mr Xi Jinping, I plan to do that within the first few weeks of my presidency -█████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
The anti Lehan camp:
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4. Lehan's 30, and you need to be 35, under our "constitution" to be prez.
Something like that.
Our family is running "All Star" restaurant now
They do western dishes or something
I don't know
I never really go there
The potato wedges are good
I went with my mum there for bolognese
Telling Tania to Straighten Her Hair
2:30 a.m. (f)
Tania.
I'm gonna be straight with you.
I told you to straighten your hair.
You didn't straighten your hair.
So I have to straighten you out.
Good bye.
Rewriting Dr. Dre Around Xi
2:45 a.m. (e)
You have done well, Xi
Dr Dre:
Ain't nothin' but a Xi thang, baby
Two loc'ed out chinkies goin' crazy
Belt Road is da racket that pays me
Vote Lehan and Sacrifice the Ones Holding You Back
3:30 a.m.
Vote Lehan.
Even if it means sacrificing the ones holding you back.
Vote Lehan.
Back the ones who'd sacrifice you even if they wouldn't.
Remembering When the Rajapaksas Left
3:30 a.m. (b)
They said that the Rajapaksas wouldn't leave.
They thought we were crazy.
Until we weren't.
Wondering About a Performer Reference
3:30 a.m. (c)
Where have I seen y (o) u bee 4?
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Threatening Taxes and Investigations Over Harmful Conduct
4:30 a.m. (g)
If Dhammika or anyone does this sort of thing
It's a 20% harmful tax
And criminal investigations
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And accepting a reduced, suspended sentence
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Or else
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Shavendra, JFK Looks and Jonathan’s PR Recommendation
5:15 a.m. (b)
Shavendra.
Looks like JFK.
Prasad's second kid Tharindu looks like JFK.
And.
You know what Jonathan?
If you write
On your CV
And you get a letter of recommendation from me
With my president's office letterhead
From me, as in myself, Lehan, The Lehan.
And you tell anyone
Even Trump
That you did PR for Lehan
You can go do anything
Legally Blonde as the Girl Version of American Psycho
5:15 a.m. (c)
Pauline. Look. I mean. Legally Blonde. Is the girl version. The girl equivalent of American Psycho. It's just the way it is.
Surfing in the Maldives Where the Country Is Beach
5:30 a.m.
If I say, we're going surfing in Maldives.
And I hear their weather's nice this time of year
We're going surfing in Maldives.
And one thing you don't have to worry about
Is the location of the beach landing
Because the whole f***ing country's a beach
Wanting a White Hawk Called Lakota
5:30 a.m. (b)
i want a white hawk.
I'm-ma call it umm
I dunno
Lakota
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