Bank Firefights + 'Too Much Love': Why Thursday Cracked

Lehan Edirisinghe

Bank politics, porn-business distraction, laptop trouble, and Queen songs all hit at once, so the day felt like a fragile mix of technical damage, romantic projection, and forced ambition.

Explaining Occasional Mouth Swelling and Doubting an Allergy

Hi Susan ███████████████

Hmm.. well, it doesn't always happen! Sometimes, I'm completely fine. It's just sometimes my mouth swells up. I think 6 out of 7 times, I'm okay, so, it's unlikely to be an allergic reaction.

Thanks for your concern.

Joking About Reselling Health Supplies at Four Times the Price

Lisa ████ I bought these.. don't worry la, you've got a friend in me -- you can buy these at 4x the market price now from me, it's your choice if you want to take chances with your health, but do hurry up.. while stocks last....

Seafood Experience, Cuttlefish Reactions and Shellfish Allergies

Susan ████████████████

I worked as COO of a $10mn seafood processing company called Alpex Marine in Sri Lanka for 6 months. I ate a lot of great, fresh seafood. Prawns, I'm okay, crabs, I'm okay, cuttlefish, I'm okay, etc.

My cousin Udhantha Sumathipala has allergic reactions to seafood, notably crab. I think 95% of the time I'm fine. It's just when I continuously eat cuttlefish, my mouth sort of develops sores or boils or swells up.

Thanks for your concern, I'm sure I won't go into anaphylactic shock. It could be nitrates and preservatives too, but I doubt it. Hehehe maybe the Torah and Talmud and Moses were right to avoid shellfish haha?

I wish the best for the people you knew who had this problem..

Agreeing That Moderation and Balance Matter

Susan ███████████████yes that's the key: moderation, balance.. yup, good availability isn't always a wide variety...

Considering a Controversial Investment While Expanding the Sales Team

Thu 5 Mar

1:45 p.m.

Disgraceful. Lol, whatever. I saw some nice girls on Facebook. Hmm, I can offer them the COO position next.. No, no, no -- that's a bad idea. No.

I called last night. I also spoke to . They're asking me to invest $180,000 which I don't really have. Brendan is a nice guy. When I spoke to, and the website name and asked them how much to

It's insane! I love it. ████████████████████████████████████████ Typically, I'll only really marry for children and for business. Or for politics. I don't know.

Love is a crazy thing. It's a really annoying problem. It can kill me. It's like what Freddie Mercury sang, Too much love can kill you -- every time. I don't know. Everyone knows me now. I've reached the celebrity status. I've worked hard to earn my place. It's like I'm a character in people's lives, they all have my personality playing in their lives. I'm exposed and vulnerable. I'm glad it's controlled exposure. I'm a target. I just hope I never really fall in love again. That's the worst possible thing ever. You're a prisoner.

I don't think I'll ever really settle. █████████████████

2:00 p.m.

I missed breakfast. I missed lunch. I think I just don't feel hungry. I only like beef brisket, which I chanced upon once in a barbecue restaurant in Singapore near (Clementi) where I lived. Now, I need beef brisket. I'm going to stop work and go get food. I'm hungry..

I was writing business correspondence. I have about 7 account managers working for me. I'm really happy. They are as follows:

(1) Sanjeeva ████████ is handling People's Bank CIO Dhammika Dasa and NTB's CDO Janaka.

(2) Kasuni ██████████████████ is handling Commercial Bank's chairman Dheerasinghe and Sampath Bank's AGM IT Pasan Manukith.

(3) Shathaka ██████████ is handling SLT's CIO Tilak Gamlath.

(4) Cyril ██████ is handling Harsha Wannigatunga at Seylan Bank.

(5) Saranga ██████ is handling NDB and Central Bank.

(6) Chinthaka ████████████ is handling DFCC, Union Bank, RDB and NSB.

(7) Wijayantha ███████████ is handling Dialog, again NDB's CIO Rajeev Munasinghe and also trying to grab SLT.

2:15 p.m.

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Today in the morning, I got up and I saw my laptop was f***ed. I think I hit it by accident with my dropped S8+ phone too hard. It was frozen. I hard shutdown it with the long press power button. All my files were there, but the BitTorrent files were all missing. I'll have to go on Pirate Bay and download torrents again, I think all downloaded files are there.

I'll need a new laptop. I worry that I have ways to counter. I think I can partner up with Thomas and his friend . I think because they're good at taking down pirated video. They embed some software on downloads to monitor. I should do it too.

It's going to be a lot of fun.

Hehehe I love business. Business is my religion.

3:30 p.m.

I had a quick lunch. I had some Harishchandra brand coffee too. I think they put mushrooms in my fried rice now. I liked the Great Wall restaurant kang kung greens. I'm going to get back to work.

7:00 p.m.

I had a paltry dinner. Just potato wedges which weren't so nice, carrots, beans and two buttered slices of bread. I'm 45 kg or something. But I'll be healthy one day. I'll be fit one day. █████████████████████████████████ I'll get more tomorrow. My laptop broke, I'll take to Softlogic Dell repair shop tomorrow morning.

I'll watch James Bond on my TV via my portable hard drive. I'll go for a run with my mum at like 8:30 p.m. It's really hot in Sri Lanka today. My maid made me Earl Grey tea. I like it. I drink coffee in the morning and maybe afternoon and then tea towards late afternoon and certainly in the evening.

7:15 p.m.

My TV remote isn't working. So, I can't watch TV. I just got my phone. I think I can go to buy a new phone protection case tomorrow as well. It's a busy day, I need more Mirtazapine, I need to call Shazna, Shamil Mendis' secretary to try arrange to see him to get his support with Dialog Axiata and Dr Hans Wijayasuriya.

It's a bad day. I hope my laptop will be repaired and the data isn't lost. These things can happen. I should be positive. Hmm today, I think I can watch some YouTube videos to unwind and relax. I need AAA batteries tomorrow. So many problems all at once today. I spoke to a candidate, he wasn't that bright, it probably won't work.

7:30 p.m.

I have a real penchant for James Bond movies just like one of my favourite Tory MPs Jacob Rees-Mogg. I hope my TV isn't f***ed too. There's something wrong with the electricity. It's fluctuating in an unstable way. The light dims and brightens sporadically, two lights burnt out.

Sharing “Too Much Love Will Kill You”

Thu 5 Mar

3:15 p.m.

Exhibit 3. Too Much Love Will Kill You

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Songwriters: Elizabeth Lamers / Brian May / Frank Musker

Too Much Love Will Kill You lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group

https://youtu.be/ivbO3s1udic

Liking Both Cats and Dogs

I also like cats. I like dogs too...

Disliking the New Logo

I don't like the new logo either...

Calling Coronavirus Testing Charges Ridiculous

Omg, it's ridiculous to charge money to identify coronavirus...

Saying Every Little Drop Adds Up

Every little drop adds up...

Dreaming of Living at 28 Rochalie Drive in Singapore

Thu 5 Mar

7:45 p.m.

Exhibit 4. Dreams

I want to buy, move in and live in 28 Rochalie Drive, Singapore

https://youtu.be/8OwbwYNw4Pk

Joking That Someone’s Laughter Might Be Schadenfreude

Hehehe it's funny to see you laughing because of this... you know, you might have schadenfreude, a type of.. sadism!

Joking About Preparing for a Zombie Apocalypse

I've been watching The Walking Dead, █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████and training by playing first person shooter games all my life for this moment:

The Zombie Apocalypse is finally upon us!!

The infected are spreading all over the globe. We must be cautious. I need to get my M16 loaded and ready for action..

https://youtu.be/v5ISBJc1wFk

Discussing Ortolans, Mud Crab, Shark Fin and Crocodile Meat

I remember: Ortolans! These small birds are a French delicacy, a status symbol too. I honestly love the taste of mud crab. I like shark fin soup for the texture and because it makes me feel happy 高兴😄 to know I'm at the top of the food chain. I want to eat crocodile meat Bakkwa from Bee Cheng Hiang or Fragrance sourced from Singapore Crocodile Farm because I want to show animals I'm boss. I love meat. This Pangolin, I've never even heard of it before, but I don't want to try it, the thing doesn't look so appealing.. it's too scaly.

https://youtu.be/w7fLsPWSZ7U

Warning Alvin Not to Mention Complacency Too Loudly

Alvin Tan don't say it too loudly, your namesake Alvin Chua will hear you..

Psst, they have "complacency"..

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