Propaganda for Profit, Laptop Envy, and the Crocodile Parliament

January 12, 2023

A restless day that revisits the crocodile moat around parliament, SSD and laptop anxiety, Tesco memories, kamikaze jokes, and the claim that Captain's Log can be sold as propaganda-for-profit while the country, the church, and the laptop choice all stay unresolved.

Story

Kamikaze Drones and Ranking My Favourite Porn Channels

3:15 p.m.

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Choosing a Dell Inspiron and Ending Things With Jonathan

7:15 p.m.

These Dell computers are much better and better priced in the US.

The prices are absurd in the UK and Australia.

It's absurdly unfair.

Preposterous.

I think a Dell Inspiron 16 Plus, will be the best option for me. A great 16 inch, 3k panel. A 12th gen Intel i7 12700H chip, which is better than the Ryzen series.

I am touched my mum would love to buy an Alienware for me.

But I'm not a video gaming enthusiast. I don't play video games. I hate it now. It's like a bore or something. It feels like a hassle.

I was kind of lazy always.

I am also picking between

Dell Inspiron 16 Plus

And

Dell Inspiron 16 Plus 2 in 1.

See. I do read a LOT. I think many people are stunned when I say, "1,000s of books per year". But I do.

It's

You can ask the NSA!

They'll verify this.

I think as I've always been an avid reader.

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See, the issue is you can't really scan through, you can't really find stuff.

When I ask for something, I often do it, after having thought about it for a long time.

When I asked him 2 years ago, i really needed that request to be acted on.

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Let's move on.

Because of my anger.

And I don't care.

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But it's not going to work, and it's not worth it, because I plan and act very well in advance, and when people don't do what's asked, it becomes clear they're not really helpful, or worth keeping around.

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Story

Old Grudges, Handwriting Jealousy and Loving My Own Script

2:15 a.m.

Louis Rossmann is cool

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I think that's quite disturbing.

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I am that way

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Look at that subtle off white colouring

The tasteful thickness of it

Gasp

It even has a water mark

"Lehan, Lehan, are you okay?"

Yeah, my handwriting is really cool.

I use

I never use curvy or flow

Only on Facebook drawings

I usually only write with clear characters that are distinguished.

Very clear, easy on the eyes and beautifully written.

I love to use Uniball Signo Gell Pens which Sandhya Dharmadasa started and Udesh perfected

I really like my handwriting

I don't have a copy of anything I wrote, but I'll write and upload a picture to show off my handwriting

Alienware Prices, Currency Devaluation and Sri Lanka’s Computer Import Ban

1:00 p.m.

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I think I'll need this Alienware x17 r2. Or r1. I think I just prefer the aluminium build. I don't like plastic or rubber on the m17 r5. Even though it's very affordable.

Hmm

It's like A$2,646 for the m17 and $3,436 Australian for the x17.

Well, best move is actually to not buy it. It's a waste to spend so much on video gaming. I don't play video games. Also, it's best to buy a desktop for video gaming always.

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But it is a nice looking laptop. I guess, a Macbook Air M1 looks swell too. Especially that gold color. It looks like a work of art.

Who'd allow

Who'd allow

A computer to be light as air?

Could you be?

The most beautiful computer ever?

R1 and r2 look great too.

Very packed with performance.

Jeez Rs 880,000.

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Epitaph.

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Or back.

They say he's a Terminator.

"I'll be back".

No please.

Don't.

It should be, that this Alienware r2, with real prices, for Sri Lankan Rupees is Rs 484,000

Because if US$2,500 x 200 LKR per dollar, then it's Rs 500,000.

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I'm shocked he has performed so poorly.

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They've ruined this place.

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And Ranil, has actually banned us from importing laptops, or computers, which are actually essential to doing business...

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